Well see I have this knack for loosing things and breaking things! I have lost no less than four mobile phones w/in the last 12 months. I think the thieves have ear marked me for phone robberies, thats possible right?

My good friend Mo has this to say after the latest loss & quote "Have you ever considered a phone implant? Might be actually cheaper in the long run!!!

God in his infinite wisdom, when creating mankind did not give us detachable parts. Else now you will be walking around looking for your head!!!!! " unquote

Maybe I should take the implant option?