So they battled over Roo’s fitness, Manu don’t want their star man to be further injured by playing too early lest he aggrivates his injury. 

So the fiery Scott i.e Alex Ferguson and the tabloid feed i.e Sven Goran Ericsson were supposedly having a 40 minute four letter conference call. This is how Alfaq reckons it went….

Sven: Hello, hello Is that Fergie?  This is Sven..Sven Ericsson

Ferguson: You bangin Pansy still?

Sven : err it was Nancy

Ferguson:Nancy, Pansy makes no difference they all like older men!

Sven: err I want to talk about Rooney

Ferguson: So how’s Faria? Was she better than Pansy??

Sven: It was NANCY and Listen I want to talk about Rooney, I need him!

Ferguson: Now you into boys Sven? I didn’t realize you were inclined that way!! No wonder you took that 17 year ole lad what's his nameWalcott ..

Sven: (All flustered) no no, I mean I need him on my team…

Ferguson: Oh, you should have said so. Yes you can’t have him.

Sven: err he is a very important part of our team, we need to play him  Alex

Ferguson: what part of cant don’t you understand you stupid schmuck?

Sven: I am not getting into that…I er er (stammerin)

Ferguson : Maybe if you stopped bangin the Pansies you could have spent some time on developing someone else without relying on my boy to bail you out for everything.             

Sven: This is totally uncalled for, I.e.…i..(Stammerin)

Ferguson: You got that right, calling me at 6am when I am holidaying. Your bollocks you f**** moron.

Sven: err I am very sorry sir Alex; btw did you get the le rule wine I sent you? Two cases?

Ferguson: Oh, so it was you?? Why didn’t you just ask before?? Of course we all have the best interest of England. Club over country any day. Say hi to Pansy for me…