Simple Plan - Badly Executed!

As most of you know Bally’s club in good ole SL does not welcome it’s citizen’s i.e. Sri Lankan’s. Apparently we are not deserving of the red carpet.How they decided on this still beats me considering half of the population in there is full of Chinese whores!!

So we had this buyer who was at Bally’s and had no way of contacting him, me and my colleague MO decided to get in pretending to be Indian’s. So up we went to the entrance and this is how it went:

Bouncer : Are you from Sri Lanka?

Me : No, we arrr from Indiar

Bouncer: Can I see your passport?

Me : Surry we lucked it up in safe at the Galadarrri (Now we all know that’s where most Indian tourists go)

Bouncer: Thank-you sir, welcome to Bally’s (I am through!)

Bigger bouncer: Where are you from sir?

MO : We arrr from Sri Lanka

Out!!! That was the end, we got kicked out!!

savi3 Says:
July 3, 2006 at 1:54 pm

hehe for real? do u think it’s cos they only want the foreigners to catch nasty STDs off the chinese whores and not the locals?

Sam Says:
July 3, 2006 at 4:36 pm

It is not Bally’s Club fault I suppose. Up to my knowledge it is the licensing Issue and that is the government regulation. (Government = Us)

About Chinese whores – that is much said situation. How come there is so much space for foreign pleaser in our society. Look at the ‘world sex guide’ reviews about Sri Lanka. There are continues messages discourages local ladies and their poor quality of service and recommendations for Chinese or Russian ladies.
One can say we are morally superior. But I like to say a country is as beautiful as its ladies. And country is as pleasurable as its ladies skills. But now we are importing that too just like everything else.