This one really cracked me up!

 

Breast care?

I thought I was at Durdans until I saw this!  I actually was at Durdans and they actually had this sign. I guess it’s for breast cancer check-ups….You would think they would need to elaborate a bit.Moving on stones can be costly, stones in the bladder are no exception albeit more painful than owning gem stones.

Karu from the office was admitted and this is what the great boy had to say when the stethoscoped one asked whether he drinks enough water ”I don’t know how I can get stones, I have been drinking a lot of water”Okay good sez the doc “How long you’ve been drinking a lot of water for”?“Oh only two weeks now” came the reply! There you go.I guess the funniest was when the technician came with the X-rays and the docs couldn’t find the second kidney. They gave the poor boy a heart attack… I think they have found it now; wait a minute word around the office is they still haven’t!

Limewire : I guess Limewire is one of the few file sharing software’s that really believe in what they sell, I tried downloading the limewire Pro version which normally is supposed to cost money through the free version and hell it’s all there and for free!! Beat that!!

 

Oversexed and overpaid?

Rarely a month goes by without someone in the Queens country getting caught with the pants down. It's happening at such alarming pace you wonder whether it's part of the job description! I am not talking about celebrtities or just anyone but high profile politicians who seem to be straying at a rate..

You would have thought after the infamous "Profumo" scandal they would at least be descreet, sign a pre-nup before getting into an affair? lol thats a bit far fetched, but I just cant believe they would be so careless as to leave room for the paparazzi to get hold of the mistress and yes the kiss and tell diaries and sometimes pics that prove it all. Mr Prescott seems to the be the latest victim. At 67 you would think the man would be better off doing a jellie than bonking a temptress but the diaries seem to prove the man's still got it..Maybe he is not 67? maybe he is from Pakistan? thats possible right? Maybe Viagra's that good?

Anyways - You have to give it to the folks at News of the world, like it or not everyone looks forward to the weekend rag to see who's exposed this week, some of course might be opening the rag sheet after a few prayers hoping their own skeletons are not exposed.

Remember the fake sheik sting on Sven? that was brilliant but badly timed, just before the worldcup you dont wan't to upset the team and or the manager which is neerly what they ended up doing. After the death of the princess Di this was probably the only time there was so much public backlash against the weekend rags..I guess its human nature also, people love a scandal.

 

Abreviations Explained (HQ)

HQ -Head quarters, this is where the gang meets every week and sometimes every day. Depends on how much of a problem it is going home or going back to work. Situated in Galle road Hotels Hijra and Pilawoos are part of the Sri lankan night life.

My friends argue that the food is not perticularly clean - but trust me this place has a faster replenishment cycle than most top hotels and besides if you can eat their you will probably be immune from Diarrohea or denghi for a lifetime..thats a good deal or what? check out the cheese rotty ..my personal favorite..