All Things Footie

Czech referee, Lackov Spezchs, was facing an inquiry into why he tried to book … yes a corner flag!

Maybe his folks knew he was short sighted, maybe that’s why they named him Lackov Spezchs, the Czech referee rushed towards the corner flag and proceeded to book, yes lack of specks booked the bloody corner flag! As far as bloopers go this is the mother of all, this was at a hush hush practice game between the US of A and England.

After a lengthy investigation the FA concluded the ref could not be penalized as the flag had a very close resemblance to Peter Crouch! Ouch!
Still on Crouch, Crouchie has been ear marked for the next Robbo cop movie, producers say it had nothing to with the dance but they think Crouchie is a natural in the art of slow moves.

By the way Didier from diving fame Drogba is staying back at the bridge next season. All you folks who bought tickets to the plays next season better cancel same. There wont be a better combination than Drog and Robben. Bad news is we will miss Del Horno, so it’s gonna be just the two of them. Damn!

Seen the Argie game? Now that was a game worth watching, they shattered the supposedly best defense in Europe in style. All three subs scored and for set pieces the 24 pass goal should be rated as one of the finest. They do not have the dino’s but they have their own brand of talent. Although having super stars like Ron, Dino and Kaka can help they also showed why it’s not a pre-requisite to win at football. It’s a team sport after all and here we were beginning to think it wasn’t.

After the thrashing the Serb’s didn’t help things either, the excuse for the hammering? frogs from the marshland next to the hotel were too loud in the night and couldn’t catch sleep!

Check this out, one of my all time favorites! Since it’s footie time I thought I will share the Jose Mourinho impersonation once more. This is supposedly at a press conference after Del Horno was sent off for a tackle on Messi when Chelskea took on Barca. Mour of course thought Messi went down too easily.

http://extras.thesun.co.uk/podcasts/jose_cast.mp3

 

Fergie VS Sven (The great Rooney debate)

So they battled over Roo’s fitness, Manu don’t want their star man to be further injured by playing too early lest he aggrivates his injury. 

So the fiery Scott i.e Alex Ferguson and the tabloid feed i.e Sven Goran Ericsson were supposedly having a 40 minute four letter conference call. This is how Alfaq reckons it went….

Sven: Hello, hello Is that Fergie?  This is Sven..Sven Ericsson

Ferguson: You bangin Pansy still?

Sven : err it was Nancy

Ferguson:Nancy, Pansy makes no difference they all like older men!

Sven: err I want to talk about Rooney

Ferguson: So how’s Faria? Was she better than Pansy??

Sven: It was NANCY and Listen I want to talk about Rooney, I need him!

Ferguson: Now you into boys Sven? I didn’t realize you were inclined that way!! No wonder you took that 17 year ole lad what's his nameWalcott ..

Sven: (All flustered) no no, I mean I need him on my team…

Ferguson: Oh, you should have said so. Yes you can’t have him.

Sven: err he is a very important part of our team, we need to play him  Alex

Ferguson: what part of cant don’t you understand you stupid schmuck?

Sven: I am not getting into that…I er er (stammerin)

Ferguson : Maybe if you stopped bangin the Pansies you could have spent some time on developing someone else without relying on my boy to bail you out for everything.             

Sven: This is totally uncalled for, I.e.…i..(Stammerin)

Ferguson: You got that right, calling me at 6am when I am holidaying. Your bollocks you f**** moron.

Sven: err I am very sorry sir Alex; btw did you get the le rule wine I sent you? Two cases?

Ferguson: Oh, so it was you?? Why didn’t you just ask before?? Of course we all have the best interest of England. Club over country any day. Say hi to Pansy for me…